plz talk dirty to me
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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