how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
