I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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