It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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