About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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