what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
How does one acquire holy water?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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