Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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