You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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