Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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