oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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