on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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