I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Rumble strips road head = magical
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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