Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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