The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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