You made me cry and you don't even care
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
