how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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