i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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