Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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