don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize