he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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