why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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