who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
