One girl and one boy is just not enough.
farters have to be the big spoon...
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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