Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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