I got chris browned last night
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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