What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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