Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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