Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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