shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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