ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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