is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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