3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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