We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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