Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I supernannyed him into submission
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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