About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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