Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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