im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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