Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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