So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Did I show you my penis last night?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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