an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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