dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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