just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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