Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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