The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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