i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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