I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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