do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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