I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
barbara walters just said penis...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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