the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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