just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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