Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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