Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I think people are normalizing furries
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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