We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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