i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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