That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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Have fun and good luck.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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