I heard we made out
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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